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it’s pokesona day apparently, so here, have  a quick doodle of mod’s sona.

Also, how about fusing Nidoran into one pokemon?

That would be  Ideal! I wish they had done that by the GSC era!

If i wish something that pokemon could retcon, it would be pokemon species names.

2 names come to mind.

Feraligatr to Feraligator. The letter limit is no issue nowadays.

Mr. Mime to something else. Seriously. Mr mime has the worst name of all pokemon. It’s 2 words. it’s not even a combination of words, like Voltorb. It’s literally MR. effin MIME.Considering pokemon genders, mr mime is so unfortunate to have MR. on it’s name forever.

also give the machop family a female branching evolution, something akin to what gallade was to gardevoir

Look before you eat kids!

Toed: No steve! she’s the girl that tried to lift your hat back then!

Big brother Poliwrath and Younger brother Poliwag waiting for mom to bring food. 

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why isn’t there a pokemon taxidermist blog?

can we make it a thing?

Dashcon and pokeshaming. Are we popular yet?

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A couple of birthday peeps  firefly and shelds.

here, have a small comparison  between how i draw toed and how he should look  according to politoed biology.





if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn


if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.


Snowish: he’s like

Snowish: that creepy bg character everyone denies knowing

Basgon (Politoed): XD

Basgon (Politoed): polited

Snowish: omf

Basgon (Politoed): the other polis are having a nice chat and he walks by

Basgon (Politoed): then everyone just sighs ” hi polited..”

 Basgon (Politoed): and he’s like ” yeah hi.” super akward while he stares away

Snowish: he just stares

and listens

and while he doesn’t talk much

he knows ALL

with his all-seeing eyes

Basgon (Politoed): and when he goes away everyone goes back to chatting like nothing happened XD

POLITED ladies and gentlemen